yanderehypnos:

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

(via heart)

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

truth

(via bastille)

whilereadingandwalking:

aimmyarrowshigh:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

angrynebula:

robosekkusu:

where-zozi-dares:

teenboystuff:

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

always has been and always will be one of my absolute favourite books ever.

(via phonecallfromgod)

inabasket:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

(via distraction-etc)

thexfiles:

something: *is none of my god DAMN business*
me: 🔍👀📝

(via thebootydiaries)

cenizaella:

                          MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS 

(via characterlimit)